Elsa Saint Claire speaking.

Nopeee I'm not the rebel one anymore. His name will even be a Biblical name, I'm a good girl now.
I'm not screwed at all, monkey butt. Do you prefer having lunch or coffee? 

qu'est-ce qui pourrait sauver l'amooooouuuur ? qu'est-ce qui pourrait sauver l'amouuuuur ? et comment retrouver le goût de la vie ? qui pourra remplacer le besoin par l'enviiiiie ? oooohhh oh    

t'avais les cheveux blonds, un crocodile sur ton blouson, on s'est connu comme ça, au soleil, au même endroit. t'avais des yeux d'enfant, des yeux couleur de l'océan, moi pour faire le malin, je chantais en italien. est-ce que tu viens pour les vacaaaaaances ? moi je n'ai pas changé d'adresseeeeee. je serais, je pense, un peu en avance, au rendez-vous de nos promesssssssses.  

Yup it's a boy. I saw his cute little penis during the ultrasound scan. You won't babysit him. I know you, you would want to marry him afterwards because technically he's a lord.
I can call you monkey butt if I want to.
Okay then, friday, 1pm, any place you want.  

I'll bring you the picture. If you really want to babysit him, you should do all your best to convince me.
Yes I can. And I won't be late because a lady is never late.  

take out the silver cultlery (and the mickey mug from Disneyland), i'm coming tonight. I'll bring something to eat (like i always do anyway). Oh, and don't forget to shave your legs, i'm not going out with a yeti.
Love (so sweet right?)

 

Plastic? I can feel the love right there i'm so breaking up with you.
I KNEW IT! You only keep me around for the food you're lucky you're my favorite food tester
you wearing minnie ears? are you trying to get me into prison for pedophilia, Elsa?
PS: my moustache, as you say, is making women droll over me, so i'm gonna keep it. and everyone knows chewbacca is women's fantasy…

Il est dans mon lit. Tu veux lui parler ? Tu veux des détails ? (c'est assez bref pour madame ?)

what have i done now ?