Elsa Saint Claire speaking.

Don't flatter me like that, i'm not that good (okay, maybe i am). Are you saying that the blond girl myth is true and that you're a proof ?
Oh my god you have so much to tell me, now i can't wait to see ya ! I'm still recovering from my wound so I can't work, you're free tomorrow ?

poetry's not just fancy words but hey, what do i know about love anyway ?
i don't watch got, sorry little sis. and i said 'maybe', if you say omg one more time we won't go.
hhm yeah i did. i mean, it's my home, not yours, so technically i can bring anyone i want, it's not a big deal.
yeah well i saw her and i didn't see the romantic way of dying you're talking about. i just saw my mother acting weird because william's dead. but she's my mother, i know her. i know she should be out, doing something. she's not old, she should work, she should have people around her and she doesn't. william's not coming back, i'm not coming back and now you're not coming back. talk to your mother about it, she's still in glasto right ? (btw - 'two  halves of the same heart ?' stop with the fancy words)
no fucking way. you'll be gone by next week anyway.

She's nice but she's too talkative... Like you, in fact Ahaha, I know our babies would be beautiful  
I think it's a really bad idea, I can't sleep w/ a girl without... You know And yes, some underwear. We will put them in different rooms of the flat, like a treasure map aha.
Don't worry, my ""friends"" are mostly wearing nothing when they are at my place Ok for the dress, but I don't want to go shopping w/ you !

J'ai pas demandé le prince charmant. Mimi veut coucher avec qui ? Toi ? Pendant qu'on y est, à parler de Walt, tu veux pas non plus que je te fasse un power point pour t'expliquer à quel point il est doué au lit ? 

love's boring, that's what i know. right now i don't love you. right now you're annoying.
i'm not going to make a list of what you can and cannot say (don't have time for this anyway). wow i forgot how classy you were elsa. and i'm not bored of her yet. (don't tell me you're jealous) (btw i'm staying at her place rn, she's an insomniac too, we are so alike don't you think so ? i think it's a match)
god, you really think we're gonna get married and i'm gonna die from cancer ? because that's what happened to my parents, remember ? yea that's right, write so poems to pass the time. or sing. idk. do something.
thanks to your mother then. happy to know i don't have to go back to glasto every weekend to take care of diane. what an ungrateful son i am.
well stay then. hope you like to wait for me because that's what's going to happen.

you seem surprised. that's funny somehow. i don't wanna be compared to william so at least we agree on this. goodnight elsa. don't burn my stuff plz.

Yeah, lot of people are cool, but you know i'm the coolest of them all. Omg you're not a real blonde, that's even worse...
I'm great, don't worry. Maybe we can meet on the afternoon ? I would kill for a smoothie.  

i slept one hour. now i have to go to work. the more you stay, the less you sleep. be careful.

Be careful, I've so many ideas of what you could do with your mouth instead of talking (I'm sorry, this was inappropriate. But wait... no, actually I'm not sorry at all!)
Fine, I'll sleep at my "friends"' home then. Should I remind you that we're not really dating? I'm still single and free to bang anyone, sweetheart. Is that true?? The rumors about ginger body hair. Never slept w/ a ginger, I'm more into brunettes (since you pushed me away, you broooooke my heart and disgusted me w/ blondes )
But my parents won't even see us, it doesn't matter! The goal is to act in front of my father, we don't give a sh*t about the rest of the population Unless you enjoy the fact that I play your BF ?

i won't come back. sorry if i'm upsetting you but that's for your own good. if you wanna stay in london you should get your own place. mine's not ... healthy.
well no you can't but i can't prevent you from coming so do what you want.