Rhys' phone.

I just figured; if I let some of my underwear at you place, are you sure you won't let your "friends" use them. I hate to share my stuff !
nb ; I AM serious abt the dress thing !

Hey Jongo  ( sounds like a good name for you ! ) I just dropped the papers, we have the first approval to start our own i-journal " the midnight times". I'm still searching for the perfect sport to open the office. Maybe we should visit together. Tell me when you're free. I can't wait to work.  ps ; gonny said hi.  

FUCK MAN my previous text was way too serious; are we gonna be boring when we start working together? NO WAY ! Beer, weed and sexy secretary ( for you to bang, for me to watch ) !

OMG are you saying I'm talking too much ? Maybe you should make me shut my mouth   Our babies; the Carstairs bastards  
Oh no deary, you're sleeping on the couch. hahahah underwear tresor map; we should play that sometime. It sounds cooler than the strip pocker; which I'm very good at ( Im always the first one to get naked! ) Your "friends" have no dignity. Banging an almost married man! I hope you're not doing ginger girls; they are rumors abt their vaginas   Oh no, you are soooo coming with me. I hate to shop alone; and It's good if we're seen together.  

Sure, any girl must be blind to ever love you. Luckily, my eyes can still see that you're a total ass.
What a poet tonight, i'm surprised ! Too bad your serenade is ruined by me telling you : not happening.

You are clearly hitting on me and I'm clearly shutting you down. Don't mix business and pleasure, maybe after I'm no longer a fraud I could make you relax a little bit. Sexual frustration doesn't look good on you my prince. You are free to bang, I know, but I have to say I'm not really a blonde. I was born half brunette have golden. Maybe I'm the perfect catch and you don't even see it
Your parents won't see us if I don't come to the diner. I'm not asking, I kinda want you. I swear you won't get bored. Just one dress ( I already picked it ) and we can play or do whatever you want. I feel lonely, I'm jobless and OKAY I like to have a rich BF but who doesn't ? Sue me !

I can see you're starting to attack personal stuff, what a brave man. I do not even know why this surprised me, coming from you.
Next time you want to join me or something, please don't bother. You're wasting my time and yours.

Yeah next monday is good for me. We are so going to rock. Ginny doesn't stop me from smoking. The smell is kinda annoying but ... Well okay let's keep it a secret. What happens in the office stays in the office ! Distraction ? You need a real girlfriend and I need to get laid with mine

If it can make you feel any better, you were really close to score but then you upset me so we are friends and fake I'm your blonde now
We can have lunch and then you are free. I have to meet a friend at 3 PM anyway, then I'll come to you place for diner Can't wait Well, you are tall, funny/stupid, good looking, and you smell like heaven. I'd really like to give you a sniff sometimes. But mostly, yeah it's money. You just want me for the show, we are even. Don't act like a pussy, my love.

Hey richboy. Where are you at ? Im spending some vacation with my friends then I'll join you. Maybe I miss being your fake GF. And maybe I just miss laughing at your stupid jokes. PS; don't forget my birthday ( 19th )