Rhys' phone.

haha, we should yeah! (not sure my "boyfriend" will like it though :hihi:) how was mexico? jules said you both had great fun, really really great fun (may be we shouldn't hang, i don't wan to caugh some nasty stds ).
actually i need his keys to our house, i need some clothes and i forgot mine at my dad's... but if you want to go shopping  with me, hold my bags and tell my i'm beautiful in every dress i try, with great pleasure dearie   

Daaaaa I miss Mexico. How come we were at the two banks that were robbed ? That's some fucking destiny man! We are too sexy to die. Ahem .. Big news; I'm kinda with Ginny now. No one knows. You're the first one and I just can't keep it to myself cuz it's so weird but it feels so good at the same time. 

i don't really have a boyfriend, i'm just hanging out with the same guy for a while, we both know how i can be around real relationships anywaaaaay tell me what happened! i'm not as pure as you think (did you forgot how i can be in bed or what )

you don't want to be my gayfriend? sadness maxi, i'm so shocked! if you change your mind, my bags always need to be carried !

that's kinda of complicated... and of course whe weren't dating, we were way to immature and reckless (that was really fun though but we're not kids anymore)

i'm not sexting, you are! you naughty! strip-tease is no more one of your privileges anyway did you bring back a nice mexican girl or are you still not "ready for commitment"? :hihi:

hahaha I bet going back to work was depressing. By the way; I'm discussing my non competition clause with a lawyer after I left the times yesterday. Karma is evil to us. I went with Ginny; I'm not into the bank stuff either. Baa ... Im not hurt but she had a concussion. And you will hear abt my Ginny if I want to ! ( I may have trouble, you know ... scoring ... because of her condition ...) 

We always keep in touch you cannot live without me dude. Great, is your boss a girl ? Cuz you can use some of your charms to have a good deal a coccuu = she hit her head. What abt you, you're not injuried were you ? HA HA HA you're so funny, she knows about the snoring you fail ! But she doen't know abt the midnight cigarette She doesn't want me to smoke weed either I will have to do it at your place Chastity vows - tsss Guess whant I still can do you! YOU find a way for me !  

Screw you Jace ( where is your mortal instruments ? ) you know I can't make jokes abt wales now so i'm trying to get back at you using your stupid second name #sorrydude #SNP for the win  

Listen as long as they have good whisky and warm beef stew scottish people are very happy. I lived all my life in England I barely feel connected to them unless I can use my origins to get laid - which I don't do anymore ( in case Ginny read my texts). My second name isn't as "cool" as yours - it's Philip like Dr Phil or the super smart guy from shameless.  

You never know I'm not paranoid, girls are weird My fake scottish accent is just terrible, have you ever heard it ? I do it when I'm drunk it seems. Im all british, Im chrismatic At least gay Philip is a prince Jace is just a weirdo with creepy tattoos and a very bad haircut Sure, I looove to see you get stupid around titts. When are you free ? ( Ginny is sitting for her final exams - can you be my bride ? ) 

NON MAIS JE SUIS TOUTE SEULE, IDIOT. c'était pour voir si tu dormais. viens me rejoindre.