Rhys' phone.

Great. Don't go near her. 

I wish you knew who I really am.  

Si tu reconnais même pas les chansons de ta chanteuse favorite, je peux plus rien pour toi. Et c'est toi qui chantes comme une casserole, je t'ai enregistré, c'est affreux.

Hey Jace ( Haven't seen you for FIVE freaking days ! )  My non compete clause is almost finished ( cheers ) - I can start the paperwork for our project if you allow me to. Since you are still busy with vogue. You should come to my place, I have good beer and some other news.  

I lost a close friend today and I thought abt what we said once abt going back to Mexico when we are old. It tasted bitter. Don't you ever dare to leave first. 

You're an ass, even with flowers, how interesting. This is me judging you.   

Isn't that the kind of gift we usually do to a girl ? You tell me, sweetie.  

OMG a text from my FBF this is sooo romantic  Okay, tomorrow it is. Maybe I'll be wearing the new shiny dress "you bought me at Berlin" to fit with my pretty little ass. You mother loves me  I can say whatever I want :chou:

PS ; I can help you for the realness of our relationship ! Use post its !

I was implying you should buy me a dress for tomorrow, you dumbo ! Your mum is so nice. I sometimes feel bad for her. Maybe I will carry you children out of guilt
PS ;  This is a great idea how come I never thought of it ! Maybe be I should spend the night at your place so that your pillows will smell just like me . Seriously, what abt a toothbrush and some lingerie ?

And you're definitely blind to think there's actually something between us. Sorry to break your dreams, babe.