vicky's phone

I need a special hug; ye know when you eat chocolate and I can smell it in your hair!
 

You da best. I'm asking you to be dirty and you just go for it. If that's not true love I don't know what is No it's okay. I mean everything's perf with the wife. I'm just kinda lazy these days cuz of the meds and work and the no sexe clue It's so hard I mean not my cock but the fact that my cock's not hard that's hard
 

You are meant to hug me that's all I know   No we can't she's too pregnant and I kinda feel like the girls can see through my dick I don't want this to be the first human contact they have from me   You bitch me but the meds make me really lazy. I'm not in the mood anyway. So the joke's on you and your chocolate face  
 

Ahuh kiss my junk ! Yeah lazy is really good I enjoy it very much and Ginny is a better hugger than you would ever be ! She smells like cinnamon You getting laid with your husband!
 

How u doing?
 

hey vicks we need some juicy drama to gossip abt i feel sooo empty nothing happens ! please tell me robin pooped on the floor or something ( our dog do it sometimes by the way )
 

he did ? i thought he was joking abt going not he was actually getting on the plane !   omg i'm already olfashionned i don't know abt sarcasm anymore   well maybe i should poop on his floor to get back at him ! ( are you on drugs ? danny is a baby and luke is ... well he's a dog i was pretty sexual when i was young so i won't judge a husky! enough with babies i have two coming i can't deal with pets! but i'm ready to bring ginny's cat for the sake of science.) ( ok he's far away but i still don't like it )
 

he's probably taking gym classes with ellie or doing pillowtalks, she likes to cuddle and do silly things. don't worry i'm sure he's okay he'll come around he always does i know he should have stayed but he's stupid i mean like really really he freaks out cuz the last b* he dated was ye know a b* ( luke is a baby and you want him to bang my baby ? this a federal crime in pet's town ! he's the lucky one if i just let him smell danny's ass !) ( yeah it's a little weird omg twins are coming i mean next month! please come be their dad when i fall asleep ! )
 

believe me, none of us consider ellie as a girl i mean she's blonde and sexy but she's ... ellie??? chill vicky she really did hurt him. he never loved a girl before and when he started to open up she crushed his heart so now he's freaking out cuz you might be the one. i see it. you should see it too ok let's not talk abt it
( well babies aren't supposed to bang one another lady ! i won't let you talk walks with danny anymore, i will picture her being doggy styled in the park !) ( you are the aunt + the dad when i'm away it'll be fun omg i'm just so excited to meet them i mean what are they looking like? pretty with dimples and brown hair! or maybe they have their mommy's smile! do you think they know i rejected them? )
 

oh no i already promised a titanic night to one of my old friends ( she'sthe cutest and she owns a flower shop ) wanna join ? she doesn't have a space moustache but we can draw one in her face