Elsa Saint Claire speaking.

who is this ? have we met at a new order concert ? nice taste though, you shock me to the cooore

no need to feel bad, i have more money that i can spend even if my baby nephew coming soon (have i told you how excited i am? )
yr body may thinks it's old, but it's still hot as hell and no one will ever say somethg else elsa (hey, have you noticed? else, elsa haha that's so funny)
I don't really know about you dad being a convict but you're gonna go to the Good Taste prison if you continue listening to that. i can accept taylor swift because she's blond, but beiber-bieber-idon'tknowhisnamesowhat? your killin me Elsa
PS: your better all wet.
PSS: i went looking for that picture i have from that night when we passed out next to the statue in Australia, remember? my eyes are all fixed now

I've told you that my mom is in Brazil now, right? Well i'm be going to see her for a week or two, so remember not to text me or you wont have any money left, darling

Quand t'en auras trop marre d'attendre le festival, préviens-moi, j'irai voler la guitare de Cole pour te faire un concert privé histoire que tu patientes. J'espère que t'as invité Miaou ?

oh thank you for the invitation. that's so sweet of you. but for now I don't know if I will still be in the UK next year.

hi baaaaabe! it's been a while since i've seen your pretty face, wanna meet for a drink in 45 minutes?

le paternel m'avait légué un paquet de lettres, tu te souviens ? je viens de finalement en feuilleter quelques-unes. ce sont de vieilles lettres m'étant destinées, qu'il a jamais osé envoyer visiblement. je pense pas avoir la force de les lire tout seul. y'a moyen que je vienne squatter chez toi ? ou l'inverse ?

Ma Elsa! Tout va bien! Mais je veux bien diner avec toi! xxx

that's easy, you're talking to a real fan : oh you've got greeen eyes guess mine now, i think you've got the wrong number though.

you're not bothering me love this is destiny, we were meant to be hahaha
i'm abi btw xxx

Jusqu'au bout. Dis pas ça, tu donnes l'impression qu'on prépare un crime. Tu veux que je t'accompagne chez le Doc ? Je peux même venir te chercher en ambulance. Combien de temps tu tiendras devant Miaou après ? Moins d'une minute allez.
P.S : je peux résister oui, merci.