Elsa Saint Claire speaking.

what's going on? I may have a couple of new sad songs if you need it. or you still can borrow my shoulder or my time if you want. I will always be there you know, right?

what the fuck is wrong with you woman ? don't burn my stuff, it's stupid. what do you want from me, an apology ? sorry for not telling you i was at the hospital, guess what : i was busy BEING AT THE HOSPITAL.
danny's not a bitch. but you are being a bit bitchy rn, watch your tone. fuck whoever you want, it's not my damn business. but don't do it in my bed plz. and stop trying, it's 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?' and no, i don't. tell that to the next jerk you meet, it won't work with me.

T'as encore rêvé de Voldemort et de ses pâtisseries ? J'arrive avec du renfort.

are you stupid or what ? you just texted me you wanted to burn my house down, i've got proofs.
you know what ? just go fuck yourself. no, i didn't tell you because i'm not used to the fact i have to tell someone about personal issues. you can't crash into someone's life and expect it's gonna be fine. because it's not. i'm not sixteen anymore elsa, i am nothing like the boy you once knew and stop blaming me for leaving glasto 15 years ago. you were TEN. you had to stay, when are you going to understand that ? when are you going to grow the fuck up ?
so yeah, fuck everyone wherever you want, at my place if you want to, it's not like i could do anything to stop you. but you're being childish and bitchy. you could be so much better than this.

boys suck. you shouldn't be by yourself with this state of mind now. you can crash at my place and we can drink and talk all night long.

Désolé de te décevoir, mais elle a jamais mentionné ton existence. On est plutôt "occupé" quand on est ensemble, si tu vois ce que je veux dire.
Si t'y tiens tant que ça, on peut se voir pour que tu prennes un selfie avec moi, ou plus...

I'm sorry but my phone says your name is Elizabeth and I trust my phone.
I'll call you tonight, I have my evening off, get ready girl !

J'ai rencontré Teddy Brooks Maintenant faut que je me rappelle de respirer, je m'en remets pas.  

I miss you too, like really REALLY. Are you free tonight ? We could spend the night with a good pizza and a bad movie on this rainy day.

And i'm the Captain to your Sparrow, and the Pan to your Peter (i wanna go to disneyland againnnn)
So you get the food and i don't get a kiss? that's so unfair! And shh, i'm your dumb ass, so don't complain
PS: you know there's another reason you can be convulsing
but you don't need to share, you know you'll always be my favorite (even hairy you)