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Hey Sweetie Bay. Stop thinking abt flowers. Think abt me. I am fancy and I smell good.

Well there's plenty. I am cool and funny. I'm a rock star and my songs bring people together. I'm all about the loooove. I'm a romantic pimp really :)

You can't just order a song. You need to feel stuff to get a little bruise, a little sex. It's art. You really have to get physical commitment. Make no mistake. Not tryna impress you but I'm good in bed.

Oh no. This is why girls get me into bed. I just don't care. I mean all pussy is good pussy so why bother. I only go after the pretty ones <3 See I'm not some douchbag, I'm looking for a wife. My sis is already my soulmate. That spot is taken. Sorry sweetie bay.

You are pretty, sweetie bay. It's a shame you don't seem to notice. I'm a jerk. Rule one don't ever fall in love with the lead guitarist. Well since you made me hungry and that's kinda a feeling maybe I'll write a song abt space cupcakes that makes a girl feel pretty. I could name it orchidea look a like.

I am not dangerous. I am a bad habit. I didn't know that, but since we met next to that particular flower I guess it's just the symbolism of the two of us meeting. Sensuality is overrated anyway.

hey wat you up to? i suggest we meet for a drink before we go out drinking! since i came up with the idea, it's your treat. unless you want me to count it as a date. in that case i pay and you should have sex with me. lol.

oh my. you're the sweetest ! you should try and buy me food too. i could look at you with my lovey dovey eyes if you hand me a fish and chips meal. and you should know i totally blasted my pecs this morn. i am too hot to hang out with tonight.

tacos ! are you hitting on me sweetie bae? mexican food is so fucking turning me on. i hope you enjoy the bambi look i put on to seduce you.