flora's phone

happy birthday girl. i'm not gonna lie i went to a website to seach for classy wishes to impress you then i realized it was silly of me to fool you on you're special day. so just know i love you. we only live once and if you love me back, this once is enough  

Je te l'ai déjà souhaité, mais je tenais à le faire une nouvelle fois, joyeux anniversaire Flora.

Si je me souviens bien c'est l'anniversaire de la plus belle de mes cousines aujourd'hui   Je te souhaite un joyeux anniversaire Flora   J'espère que tu vas fêter ça comme il se doit (sans trop abuser sur l'alcool) ! J'espère te voir bientôt. Plein de bisous   

then you live your life well hope you had a good time  

wait wuuut ? you ant me to eat after you tell me this? i'm coming for the gossip not food was he a total peacock or did he kiss you like a normal human being? please don't get mad at him he's really a good guy it's just life you know it's not always easy  

o please don't go crazy. there's already me acting silly you have to stand up for the group   let's eat a lot i kinda feel terrible i made you work for him knowing he was kinda difficult   but i swear he's really one of the most precious people ever. he used to know funny   well even back then his sense of humor sucked but still he was trying    

becuz you're dating someone or becuz you actually felt something? or is it the kiss is he that terrible ? omg you know abt the dental braces ?sorry i couldn't just drop the info but now i can show you pic he was hilarious !  

i'm so sorry flora i bet you feel bad abt jake he's a vert nice guy   do you have feelings for him ? i mean if reginald could get to you that easily it seems to me like you're not quiet sure abt ur relationship. of course we are meeting ! and i'm gonna hug you and say silly things! yeah his teeth are perfect but it's all fake he used to smile like a donkey   ( i love him very much but i gotta share   )    

in fact i'm trying to show some respect i call him rere irl  did you know the reginald stands for regina what means queen in some ancient language we all forgot abt you can have feelings for both of them the thing is which one makes you shiver? reginald is the forbidden fruit maybe you're just abt the fantasy cuz your couple is in some kind of routine ? i don't know which one i'm supposed to root for but since i kinda blew rere by calling him a donkey i have to be on his side. for balance ! 

Profites-en quand même, c'est pas tous les jours son anniversaire   oui, je veux ! je suis libre tout le week-end donc on peut se voir quand ça t'arranges