thomas knickerbadger.

You were the one who gave me the book at the first place! Yeah but I'm a good liar, I guess I just don't do it with you. London is boring and so are you. It didn't stop me from following you. I belong in the UK. Like it or not, Baldwin and I are here to stay.
You stood me up last time. So now the festival reminds me of a very bad memory. I hated you for days !   Mama Diane is with my mommy so I'm with you. WTF, when did you go ? Nobody told me  :humhum: I'm so gonna yell at them ( It's not cute it's the truth !  I want all that is not mine - you are part of it. )
I won't talk alone in you bed, if you don't come back I will invite all of my crazy friends and we will burn your heavy ancient stupid books to the ground ! Ugly knickerbadger !

Maybe you didn't read it. You gave it to me cuz I'm not clever enough for german poetry No one is in love with you dumbo. You know, sometimes people just act nice because it's their job or they are related somehow !
I have strong faith you should have come ! OMG we can go ? OMG Pharell ! OMG ! we can be sooo happy A friend ? Is he cute ? You never had attractive friends, shame on you Yeah I know abt Diane but, she lost a part of her soul it's kinda beautifull if she falls too. She will fight, I know her she is a warrior. ( Yaaa you just figured that out ? I'm possessive since the day I was born !)
I still can do magic for a very long time. I can strike matches for years, beware of my fire. You are ugly. I'm marlyn monroe ! Heyy if I'm evil, maybe we could be a couple now. I mean evil meets evil !

I don't speak german idiot ! I mean what's so complicated abt love ? If you really mean it you can just say it to a person and that's it. No need of big fancy words.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG it is a big deaaaal ! me and you Glasto for the festival it's so much cooler than everything else ! You know nothing Thomas Snow ! I'm not annoying I'm cute and sensitive and I love you
Whaaaat you took a girl to our home ? This is silly, I hope she's really cute then ! pfff no one is jealous of you. People hate you. Im the only one who does !
F* you ! I never said that ! You know how much I cared abt him; it's just romantic the way she slowly feels like dying without him. They are two halves of the same heart. This is somthing you won't ever get to know.
You are ugly and evil. Lucky you , Im beautifull and evil this way there is balance between us two. We are one.

Humhum. T'as cru que mon appartement c'était un refuge ? Je te dois rien du tout, c'est toi qui m'adores, tu veux toujours pas l'admettre. Mais je lui proposerai quand même. Seulement, je promets rien, faut croire qu'elle est la seule à vouloir et à supporter ta présence. Estime-toi chanceux. (et comme tu m'adores, viens avec elsa et moi au lac)

You are abt fancy complicated words. Everyone knows abt love, you just pretend to not care. You love me so much
Taratata ; LMAO ( what abt that ? Can I say it ? ) Okay it's your home, your room, your bed, but I kinda peed everywhere so it's my place too I don't care if your friend has a pussy soon enough you will get bored of her
Your mother is strong. She can deal with grief. I know her too, the woman has been married to William and she gave birth to you; she can handle it. My perspective on romantic suck. That's why I'm always following you. Somehow I think of us as you parents; starcrossed and doomed forever. I should write poems ! Like seriously, with my voice app LOL
Mommy is still there, I know she visits very often. Mama Diane needed some time alone at the begining but she's surrounded with people who care and love her. Don't worry and don't say you don't. ( Im trying fancy to match you highness ! )
I'm not going. Like really. Don't try to make me leave you !

You're acting like a jerk. I don't wanna text you anymore. Maybe you don't need a perfect match. You need to sleep not some other insomniac freaak to keep you sick ! Have a great time with super pussy, I'm enjoying my time playing and NOT WAITING for you. You don't deserve to be compared to William he was such a great man ! Goodbye !

Okay, now I can't sleep either! You ?

The more you upset me, the less I sleep. If you come back, things would be diffrent. Im not leaving. May I come to you university ? I want to see you as a teacher :loove:

Hormis les kangourous, tu y étais presque. On est jamais sorties ensemble, c'est purement physique entre nous.
Pardon Knicker- (ton nom est trop compliqué, mon téléphone le corrige par snickers... ça me donne faim) tu ne m'adores pas, tu m'aimes, tu me vénères. La prochaine fois, on ira directement dans la douche, t'auras assez chaud, t'inquiète pas.
P.S : il tient toujours debout ton banc ?

OKAY. Now I hate you !