Rotten phone.

Hey! I don't even know how to say it and saying it through a text seems awful but there it is. I think I might be pregnant. I'm taking a test ASAP.



   

First. Yeah, I'm a doc. But it also is not the first time I'd be pregnant so I know my body and condoms something break, it's not your fault. Well, it kind of is but still... Second, I'm at work too, so the test is going to wait for another hour at least. And finally, breath. We'll fix it.



   

Yes one hour. Or are you expecting me to let patients die just so I can be sure you knocked me up????? I know you're bad at emotions ! It's why only sex with you was the deal. Now if I am pregnant, there are things we can do. I don't know how you feel about it, but a kid with you isn't something I am really looking for.
   

Do you mean you'd want to keep it ?
   

You realize what having a kid together means, right? We'd be in each other's life, there would be awkward family dinners, and birthdays, and christmas, and shared custody... I would have to tell my children I'm having a baby with the guy I screw, and one day tell this child that he or she wasn't planned and that mommy and daddy were fuck buddies but Yay you were born ! What kind of a life this is ???!
   

Honestly ? I have no idea what to do. I'm on my break, I'm about to take the test. Pray that I am wrong about all of this. Sure thing I am.
   

Okay so. It's positive. I'm freaking out. But it's just a fucking a stick so I'm having my blood tested. It could be a fake positive.
   

Yes. I might be pregnant thanks to you. Also, YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK ! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE REACTING LIKE THIS ! GROW A PAIR THEODORE.
   

I don't want a kid w/ you. That's fro sure. But you chicken out once you know the test is positive when a second before you were saying you'd want to keep it and be responsible ! You are the one w/ the crazy change of mood. And if you don't want to sleep w/ me again, good for you. I'm sure you'll find someone else to screw soon enough.
   

It's okay to be scared. A baby is something big. But you are no evil, Theodore. And I'm sure you'll make a good father someday. You really need to learn to love yourself. I don't know much about you but I know you're a good guy and if the circumstances were different I'd love to have a kid w/ you. At least I'd know this child would never be without a father.