ANDY'S PHONE

yes, tell me?
i'm going as far as all of your relationships so not so far, indeed

oh mY GOD       i'm like twenty minutes away from home   but alright, alright, i'm omw, i'll be here asap to save the day, once again   you can say it, you can bow down for me  

hey there my love   how is Coachella treating you ? i'm so jealouuuuuuus   Enjoy love you form windy London

NO YOU HAVE TO COME BACK ! or Lydia and i are coming to get you. and if you can bring another american with you, i'd apreciate    

so i'm at work, and i just remembered the promise you made before leaving for LA : where's the guy you were suppose to bring back for me in your suitcase?  

awww you're so cute when you say nice things like that !   but that doesn't fool me, what do you want Baxter ? Food, clothes, money ? The number of my hot-sexy-neighbour ?   spill it ! 

if i'm yours, where's my tiffany & co engagement ring? because yes, i expect to be a kept woman

i called an urgent meeting with the hoe (evie bitch)

bring your ass home

I   KNEW YOU WANTED SOMETHING !